dailylifeofadizzyfangirl:

sabertoothwalrus:

sabertoothwalrus:

how yall draw 14 year olds:

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I’m screaming you could not have missed the point of this post more

also yall saying “I know 14 year olds that look like this” no you don’t because this is what I meant:

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beetledrink:

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updates from home

mlmgoblin:

love is stored

in the goblin

viktor-zhjarnek:

classicalmonoblogue:

timsutton:

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you’re opening up pandora’s box jeff

does that look like a man who’s afraid of the contents?

He’s the man who made the damn box

officialcrow:

hamburgerstation:

puketween:

ascendmotherfucker:

johnathanegbert:

i found the video

source

Are you shitting me?

this is what i like to see

old memes die hard

ok but she gettin it

fartgallery:

engineer 1: we need a name for the front of the plane where the pilots sit

engineer 2: dick hole

engineer 1: hmm…almost

gracewileysmith:

earthtogrounders:

Gay Denial (2009) 

Pencil on Paper

March 6th, 2009

Dear Journal,

I found out what lesbian means today, Ella told me at recess. It’s unfair because girls are so much prettier than guys. It’s like comparing a flower to an old shoe. But I’m not a lesbian, almost 99% of my friends are guys.

oppa-homeless-style:

chefpyro:

I’ve been in this IT course for like 2 years now and while I’ve learned a lot about computers they still haven’t gotten to the clown

I’m going to break you into four equal parts like a fucking kit kat

andrew-jackedson:

tilthat:

TIL in Nepal, tigers and people have learned to use the exact same forest trails at different times of day to reduce the chances of fatal encounters

via reddit.com

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bmoneythefirst:

cash4bees:

Some nerd: Robots aren’t cool!

Me: 

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Nerd: Holy shit. 

That baby from toy story is all grown up

smuganimebitch:

ringoroadagain:

smuganimebitch:

all offense intended but some of yalls ideas for making a “better” star wars film are hot garbage

49-minute yoda fuck scene

you are the exception

hatefuhk:

when people ask where you see yourself in 10 years

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